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Loser Master: I Can't Do Kung Fu

Loser Master: I Can't Do Kung Fu

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Introduction

He was reborn in a different world and became the infamous playboy lord of the Wind and Cloud Empire with a peerless family lineage, but everyone shouted at him! Suffering from the world's cold eyes and ridicule! When the silence of the absolute martial arts system awakened, his life in the otherworldly open hanging, this kicked off, you have the antithetical magic power, I have the star sucking method, you have the supreme sword way, I have the Dokuroku Nine Swords! System mastery in hand, the continent across ... Let's see how the dude master of the martial arts system, how to lead in the other world, step on the top of the martial arts!
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Chapter 1

"Your Highness, Your Highness, wake up. What's wrong with you? Please don't scare me!"

Xiang Yun was sleeping soundly when he suddenly felt a silver bell-like voice calling in his ears.

At the same time, he also felt that a cool and silky hand was rubbing his face and gently shaking his head.

This is the first time Xiang Yun has heard such a melodious voice, and feeling this soft and tender caress, and then sniffing the fragrance coming from the tip of his nose, Xiang Yun couldn't help but reveal an incomparably enjoyable smile.

"Ah... His Highness is smiling!"

"Yes, His Highness smiled, he didn't die!"

"Alas, His Highness didn't die, that's great!"

Another burst of surprised women's voices came from the room. There seemed to be a lot of women in the room. Xiang Yun's heart was a bit strange. How could there be so many women's voices around? His head is still a bit chaotic and fuzzy at the moment.

As Xiang Yun was wondering in his heart, that gentle and melodious voice came again, this time, the voice was obviously a bit excited and elated.

"Your Highness, are you awake? Don't scare Wan'er. Open your eyes when you wake up."

Immediately, Xiang Yun only felt that his head was shaken several times again. This shake, in fact, made his somewhat chaotic brain awake a bit, he couldn't help but groan with some effort and opened his eyes with difficulty.

As soon as Xiang Yun opened his eyes, his eyes went straight, he reached out in some disbelief and wiped his eyes, and then he reopened his eyes again.

"Wow... So beautiful...!"

Xiang Yun couldn't help but let out a low cry in his throat!

The woman who appeared in front of him at the moment, with almond eyes and peach cheeks, skin like white jade, and filled with a dusty temperament, giving people a sense of purity and elegance, and a sense of dusty temperament, which is like a fairy in a painting, like a woman of great beauty.

Xiang Yun had seen beautiful women in his life, and compared to the woman in front of him, they were simply thrown out of more than a dozen streets.

This woman is simply a fairy!

Xiang Yun stared at the woman for a long time and finally couldn't help but murmur, "You... Are you... Sister Immortal?"

Xiang Yun really doesn't believe that there is such a stunning woman in the secular world.

"Your Highness... What nonsense are you talking about? You’re the Princely Heir, and I am your personal maid, 'Wan'er', where is the immortal sister."

"What... Princely Heir? Personal maid?"

Only then did Xiang Yun notice that the woman was even wearing a long palace dress, with a swallowtail on her head and a gold hairpin headdress inserted, a look of a woman's attire that is not yet ancient and not yet out of the cabinet.

"Holy shit, is this a costume drama?"

Xiang Yun was puzzled in his mind and simply braced himself, raising his head to scan around.

However, with this sweep of his gaze, he almost dropped his jaw to the ground in shock once again!

In addition to the stunning woman sitting beside him, there were even ten women standing on the outside of the bed, all dressed up and looking at him with surprised gazes.

One by one, they are only wearing a foot-long belly-band, only covering the important parts of their body, revealing that perfect and proud body, standing in front of Xiang Yun without any avoidance.

Xiang Yun was just an eighteen year old college student who has never even held a girl's hand, and was still an innocent virgin, so how had he ever seen such a thrilling situation!

His two eyes instantly glared into the size of copper bells.

"This... What is this!"

Xiang Yun seemed to have had some kind of extremely bad premonition, not bothering to appreciate the moving scene in front of him. He violently rolled over and rushed towards the window in the room, pushing it open!

"Squeak...!"

Ancient tiled houses lined up in a row, a bustling and lively marketplace, vendors hawking in all directions, and restaurants emitting the aroma of food and wine from the smoke of the cooking pots.

The men and women walking in the streets were all dressed in brocade clothes or dresses, with crowns or buns on their heads, and boots or straw shoes on their feet, walking in the streets and alleys of the marketplace...

A picture of the bustling and prosperous life of the ancient inhabitants unfolded in front of Xiang Yun's eyes like a scroll!

When this scene of unparalleled realism rushed into Xiang Yun's eyes, a huge amount of information within his mind that did not belong to him began to pour into his mind, causing his brain to sink violently, and instantly, his entire body collapsed onto the ground!

At the same time, a cold as mechanical voice rang out in his mind.

"Jin Yong Martial Arts System, activation in progress... Activation will be completed in eight hours!"

"Your Highness...!"

Before Xiang Yun fell unconscious, he could still only hear the panicked and anxious voices of a group of women around him, in the form of white flesh, swaying in front of his eyes...

It was also unknown how long had passed, when Xiang Yun woke up again, he was already in a room with a flourishing decoration, covered with a light fragrance, and Xiang Yun once again heard the familiar and gentle voice beside his ears.

Thus, his distant thoughts were also pulled back from the illusion and he slowly opened his eyes.

"Wan'er..."

Upon seeing that beautiful face appear in front of him, Xiang Yun's eyes revealed a complex color, but he still subconsciously called out the woman's name.

"Your Highness, you finally woke up, and you remembered me!"

The woman named Wan'er looked at Xiang Yun with a concerned face and an undisguised surprise in her eyes.

"Of course I know you. Aren't you my personal maid? How could I forget you?"

Xiang Yun said as if he was talking to himself, then he said to Wan'er.

"Wan'er. Go fetch me a basin of water. I want to wash my face!"

"Yes, Your Highness!" Wan'er nodded her head obediently and retreated.

Looking at Wan'er's slender and delicate figure, which gradually disappeared in front of his eyes, Xiang Yun's originally still calm face finally revealed a shocked and incomparable look!

This was because, just now, during the several hours that he had fainted, his brain had fused another part of his memory.

Through this part of his memories, he was shocked to realize that he had actually crossed over, yes, it was just so dogmatic, he had really crossed over!

He had actually traveled into the body of a Princely Heir of an imperial dynasty!

The country he was in was called the 'Wind Cloud Kingdom', the Wind Cloud Kingdom had a vast area, and was the number one powerhouse in the northwest of the Tianxuan Continent, with more than a dozen small countries under it.

Although the Wind Cloud Kingdom was founded just over three hundred years ago, however, its founding emperor, 'Xiang Mingyuan', was a rare and brilliant ruler.

In just two hundred years, the entire Wind Cloud Kingdom was rich and powerful, strong soldiers and horses to dominate the northwest, a moment of unrivaled, the number of people was already hundreds of millions.

Now, the succeeding emperor of Wind Cloud Kingdom is the eldest son of the Great Ancestor of Wind Cloud Kingdom, Xiang Mingyuan, 'Xiang Lingfeng', that is, Xiang Yun's eldest uncle.

And his father, Xiang Lingtian, although not the Emperor, was the only 'One Character Side-by-Side King' in the world today!

Xiang Lingtian started leading his troops in wars from the age of fifteen, successively cracking the northern barbarian invasion and calming the danger of the Northern Domain.

In the midst of the Ten Kingdoms' Rebellion, he pulled off a sensational ''Killing and Suppression'', paving a path of blood slaughter with the blood of millions of enemy troops, and formally laying down an unshakable position for the Northwest Hegemony of Wind Cloud Kingdom!

It is also because of Xiang Lingtian's great achievements that he was named the world's first Side-by-Side King, above all the kings in the world, and the current emperor Xiang Lingfeng can sit on an equal footing, holding half of the military power in the world.

And also commanded the entire northwestern territory of Wind Cloud Kingdom, by the people of Wind Cloud Kingdom honored as 'God of War of Wind Cloud Kingdom'!

Xiang's brothers, a civil and a military, a rule and a town. The entire Wind Cloud Kingdom under the rule of Xiang's family, was almost ironclad; the people were rich and the country was strong and thriving.

And Xiang Yun coincidentally happened to cross over to this third son of the One Character Side-by-Side King who is known as the God of War of Wind Cloud Kingdom, with the same name and surname as him, 'Xiang Yun'!

Speaking of which, the Xiang Clan is indeed a heroic family. Although it is a noble royal family, there is not a single weakling amongst the children of the Xiang Clan, take Xiang Yun's two own brothers for example.

His elder brother, Xiang Jinglei, who is only twenty-one years old this year, surprisingly is already a pro-appointed Jinwu General of the court, with the rank of the third grade; while his second brother, Xiang Jinghong, who is only twenty years old, is already classified as a Zhongwu General of the fourth grade.

These two brothers are all inherited their father, Xiang Lingtian's name of the God of War, at a young age. They are brave and warlike, with amazing force.

Xiang Yun, the third son of Xiang Lingtian, who is a direct descendant of the Xiang Clan, has been in the limelight since his birth, and has been put high hopes.

Everyone in the world thought that this son was expected to become another dazzling new star of the Xiang Clan!

However, contrary to expectations, Xiang Lingtian's third son, Xiang Yun, was the one who made everyone fall through their glasses.

As a teenager, he was already a regular at the 'Staying in the Moon and Wind', and just as he reached adulthood, he was already a veteran of the 'Flower Bush'.

Although there is no cultivation talent, but relying on his own Side-by-Side King old man, this Princely Heir could be described as, bully men and women, rampant, extremely close to the playboy thing!

As a result, the reputation of 'Xiang Yun', the son of Wind Cloud Kingdom, can be described as infamous, even greater than the fame of his two elder brothers!

His father, Xiang Lingtian, in order for this disgraced son can become better, with his own relationship and status, sent him into the State Teaching Academy of Wind Cloud Kingdom. His father originally expected this bastard can be someone on the literature.

As a result, on the second day of entering the State Teaching Academy, in the classroom of the academy's dean, Xiang Yun actually observed and drilled a pair of pictures of French postcard, which instantly infuriated this contemporary honored scholar.

Afterwards, a group of great scholars in the imperial court jointly submitted a petition, vowing to expel Xiang Yun from the Wind and Cloud Academy, and the emperor had no choice but to send him back to the northwestern part of the country...

When Xiang Lingtian learned of this, he was so furious that he almost slapped Xiang Yun to death.

If it wasn't for an imperial decree from His Majesty, the Emperor, making sure that the Side-by-Side King must spare Xiang Yun, I'm afraid that Xiang Yun really wouldn't be able to see the sun the next day.

But Xiang Lingtian, who was already disheartened, sent this incompetent son directly to the northwest border, close to the Silver Moon Forest, Qinfeng City, and made him the lord of this small, impoverished city.

He had hoped that Xiang Yun would undergo some training and change the bad habits, which were extravagant and lustful.

However, he did not expect that by coming to this Qinfeng City, Xiang Yun would be given the stage to realize his dreams.

In the second year after Xiang Yun came to Qinfeng City, Qinfeng City has built hundreds of borthels such as Most Joyful Borthel, Joyful Red Borthel, Red Apricot Borthel... Thus, the secondary industry flourished!

So that the original poor and bitter cold Qinfeng City suddenly changed a new look. Just a few years of time, it actually became well known as the city of flirtation in the northwest -- the world called it 'Spring City'. Countless people came for its name.

Upon learning of all this, he finally let his old man Xiang Ling Tian chill out, leaving him to fend for himself in the Northwest!

And early this morning, there was news of a tragedy in Fengting Pavilion of Qinfeng City, where the Princely Heir died when he had a nightly visit with ten women, and his sperm was exhausted...