"Pervert, surrender your life!"
"Aoow... Fairy, this is all a misunderstanding, misunderstanding!"
In the dense forest, Su Che was running for his life in a panic as if he had lost everything, utterly disgraceful!
Not far behind him, a beautiful girl in a white dress, floating like an immortal, was holding a sword, her face full of shame and anger, in hot pursuit!
At this point, Su Che really wanted to curse. He didn't expect to just go to the lakeside for a simple task and run into a beautiful girl. Even more coincidentally, this girl was taking a bath!
At the time, Su Che was dumbfounded, a cold feeling rushing straight to the top of his head. Having lived two human lives, yet a virgin through both, where had he seen such a beautiful fairy?
So, as the two stared at each other, Su Che's body automatically reacted...
Now, no matter what he did, he couldn't cleanse himself of this situation. If he wasn't busy running and had a free hand, he would definitely give a sharp middle finger to the sky!
"Damn it, God, are you trying to kill me?"
Yes, Su Che was a time-traveller. Three days ago, he was a poor, powerless, and not particularly handsome young man on Earth. While crossing the street, a lightning bolt suddenly split the sky and turned him into a roasted pig. His soul, however, crossed over to this magical land known as Xuan Yun Continent, where he became the eldest son of the Su family!
He originally thought that his beautiful life was about to begin, but Su Che never expected that, unlike others who obtained systems or artifacts after travelling through time and had dramatic, standout lives, he assumed the identity of a prodigal loser born with deteriorated energy channels, and was constantly being abused!
On the first day, Su Che was beaten black and blue.
On the second day, he was beaten more severely.
On the third day, faced with those who bullied him daily, Su Che finally snapped.
"Damn it, you're still coming? Is there no end to this? Do you really think I'm that weak, that I wouldn't dare to run away?"
Hence, Su Che rolled up his meager belongings and escaped from the Su Family directly, not even had a chance to meet his cheap old father after having crossed to a new world. Up until he ran into a beauty while peeing by the lake, life had been worse than death in these short three days, causing him to begin doubting life itself…
“Rascal, I want to see where you can escape to today!”
The voice of an alluring reprimand came from behind, which was the beautiful woman getting closer and closer, her eyes full of anger, looking like she was just about to catch up with Su Che!
“Damn, Fairy, this is a misunderstanding between us. Actually, it’s no loss to you. Even though I saw everything, you saw everything of me too, right? How about we just consider it even and neither of us keep track of this, okay?” In his rush, Su Che turned his head back and yelled, hoping that the other party would give up on killing him.
But this sentence he just said acted more like he was adding fuel to the fire!
The woman’s shame and anger rose. Thinking of the obscene scene she just saw, her face blushed even more red, and she suddenly threw out a punch from a distance with her delicate hand!
"Falling Flower Palm!"
Bang!
With a flash of light, dozens of meters away, Su Che screamed in pain and felt a great force hit him. His body uncontrollably flew out and slammed hard onto the ground. He moved no more!
Behind him, the woman gave a start and hurried up to him. She saw Su Che looking deathly pale, his eyes tightly closed and breathing heavily, looking like he was at the end of his tether!
"Ah, how can you not withstand a punch?"
Now the woman was in a panic. She originally only wanted to teach Su Che a lesson and make him suffer a bit, but in her fury, she had struck him too hard!
"What should I do now?"
While the woman was scrambling in panic, a faint glow floated above the two of them. Su Che rubbed his eyes and looked blankly at his own unconscious body lying below!
“Shit, am I dreaming, why are there two of me?"
Suddenly, a deep grey vortex abruptly appeared in mid-air. Following it was a strong suction force that Su Che had almost no resistance against, and he was sucked into the vortex in an instant!
"Eh, who are you?"
A startled cry came to Su Che's ear. Shaking his dizzy head, he saw an old man dressed in tattered clothes and with a lean appearance staring at him blankly!
"Who are you, and where am I?"
Su Che was completely confused, as he looked around, he found himself in a grey foggy and mysterious space, surrounded by heavy fog. Not far from him, there seemed to be a winding staircase leading upwards. It was so indistinct that he could barely see it clearly.
And the old man sat just on the first step of the staircase!
"Is this a remnant soul?"
The old man seemed to understand Su Che's current condition. He appeared deep in thought and then asked, "Young man, where is your physical body?"
"Physical body?"
It was not until then that Su Che noticed his current state; he had turned into a wisp of almost imperceptible mist, which frightened him!
"No way, I just resurrected not long ago. How have I died again?"
The old man could not help but laugh at Su Che's words and reassured him, "Don't worry. Your soul has merely left your physical body. As long as your body hasn't perished, there's a chance for your soul to return. But…"
While saying this, the old man grabbed his chin, somewhat surprised, and asked, "How come your soul is so solid? This is against nature. Have you practiced some superb soul-stabilizing method in the past?"
Su Che shook his head, completely baffled. He didn’t understand what the “soul-stabilizing method” the old man spoke of was. However, his own self-questioning made him realize that his soul was more robust than a normal person due to the fusion of his two reincarnations.
Without lingering on this issue, the old man asked impatiently, "Young man, quickly tell me how you entered this 'Nine Heavens Demon Sealing Tower?'"
"The Nine Heavens Demon Sealing Tower?" Su Che was taken aback, "I don't even know, I was in a muddle, stumbled upon it…”
Speaking, he recounted to the elder the incident of being chased by the woman. The elder listened and was stunned for a while, then suddenly roared with laughter!
"Ha ha, providence, providence, indeed. Who would have thought that this ‘Nine Heavens Demon Sealing Tower’, which is exempt from the Five Elements and transcends the Six Realms, even a God King dare not to provoke, would be opened by a greenhorn."
Regaining his sense, the elder looks at Su Che, suddenly stretches out his withered hand, and grabs his shoulder!
"You...what are you going to do, don't come over, if you come closer, I am going to scream!" Su Che was so frightened that his “face lost color”, continually backing up!
The elder chuckled and admonished, "Don't move around, relax your mind now, let me see where your physical body is. If it's damaged, you will be trapped here forever!"
"What?"
At this point, Su Che became thoroughly submissive, obediently relaxing his mind, and allowed the elder to do as he pleased.
A mysterious force integrates into the soul, piercing space. Su Che's eyes widened suddenly because in front of him, a transparent light curtain suddenly appeared!
Inside the light curtain, the beautiful woman who had just been chasing him was digging a hole with a long sword. His body was lying aside, and there was a placard on him that read: The Tomb of the Nameless Lecher!
While the woman was digging the hole, she was muttering, "Amitabha, all gods and buddhas, god bless, Hallelujah, this lecher fell to death by himself, it has nothing to do with this lady, don't come to find me when you become a ghost..."
Puff!
Su Che was so angry that he almost ascended to heaven in broad daylight. The matter was not yet settled, and this girl was planning to obliterate his corpse?
"Tsk tsk, this chick is not bad, I like..."
A sound of water came from the side. When Su Che turned his head, he saw that the mysterious elder had a lecherous face, drooling all over the floor!
"Kid, you've let a woman push you around this much, you're really spineless. Tell me, do you want revenge?" the elder asked, his eyes darting wildly and his words quite provoking.
"Of course I want revenge!" Su Che responded immediately, gritting his teeth!
He'd only been in this place for three days and he was either getting beat up or running for his life. It was incredibly frustrating and now he'd been beaten so seriously by a woman to the point where his spirit was almost detached from his body.
"Hehe, let's make a deal then. If you can get that girl's bikini top for me, I will teach you a supreme divine technique, and carry you on my back, flying high into the sky, how about that?" the elder proposed, a wicked grin spread across his face.
"S-s-s-supreme divine technique?" Su Che stuttered, staring blankly at the elder. There stood the man, nearly naked with barely any flesh on his bones, his skin wrinkled and leg hair visible. He spoke while scratching his backside, and even had the audacity to sniff his fingers afterward. This was a man who could easily blend into the street crowd as a beggar without needing any disguise!
"You're going to guide me?" Su Che raised an eyebrow, skepticism clear in his gaze.
Pfft!
The old man almost choked on his own spit, becoming indignant with rage and declared, "I, sir, am a god of life and death, the number one Dan Master in the Ancestral God Realm!"
"Hmph, what kind of god are you? Are there such licentious gods?" Su Che wasn't impressed. He didn't know what the elder meant by "god of life and death" or "Ancestral God Realm", but the grandiose names suggested something significant.
However, as a young man from the 21st century, Su Che knew better than to chase what he hadn't caught. He sensed a great opportunity in this decrepit man and had already planned to seize it…
"Since you claim to be a 'god of life and death,' and the number one Dan Master, why not prove it? If you can cure my condition, then I'll believe your title!" Su Che kept on bluffing. His daily trounce was a result of his lack of strength, and, at its roots, that was due to his unsuitable physique for cultivation.
As expected, the old man's face turned crimson in anger. Even though he was aware Su Che was provoking him, he couldn't swallow his pride!
"Judging by your waning vitality and incomplete six senses, I suspect you have some peculiar physical condition. While this might stump others, for me, it’s a piece of cake!"
The elder's grand announcement caught Su Che off guard. Ignoring Su Che's reaction, the old man rummaged through his trousers and produced a dark and obscure pill.
"This is a divine foundation Pill, capable of changing destiny and metamorphosing souls. Take it, and once you've done with the girl, don't let me down, kid! I have a reputation as the god of life and death to maintain!"
