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Funny First Dates

Funny First Dates

Autor: Peppey

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Introducción

This book compiles funny first dates of people..laff and share so that others can laff too.. This book is interesting..get ready to stuck your eyes on your screens.. Vote vote vote...this book is also Nigerian so there might be some slangs Thanks guys..
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Chapter 1

I work at The Place restaurant..it is a very popular restaurant around Yaba. It is located at 393 Herbert Macaulay Street..

People always come here for dates..trust me the drama never ceases..me and my colleagues always have a nice show here that we don't need to go to cinemas..

By the way..am Sochi..I am a twenty six year old lady still enjoying her life..

Girl gonna flex oo

I look out and see Tari coming into the restaurant..

By the way, Tari is my colleague..

"Suchiiiii...he screamed excitedly"

This boy is mad oo

"Tari...u have land"

"Yes oo..I have arrived oo" he said

"How far na..I asked him"

"I dey oo..am sha waiting for drama today..you know drama never ceases here"

"Sheyyy...once people start coming to this restaurant..just get ready for a show"

"Speaking of people..they just arrived"

"Let the drama begin"....

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Two lovely people enter into the restaurant..

A man on suit wearing a black tux..and the lady wearing a black skimpy gown..

"Erm..good day sir and ma..welcome to the restaurant..pls have your seat" I tell them..

"The guy on tux had his seat while the lady was still standing"

"Tobi..shey you cannot come and draw out the chair for me to seat abi" she yelled..

Yee..drama don start

"Abigail..pls have your seat and stop creating a scene" the guy on tux replied her..

"Aarghhhh..you are justtt.."

"Please take our order..get me one fried rice with turkey and a bottle of champagne" Tobi said..turning to Abigail he asked.."what would you care for"..

"Erm..get me Jollof rice with sauce and roasted fish..also with lots of shrimps, shaki and Pomo.."

"Is that all..why don't you order everything na" The guy on tux said sarcastically..

"Lemme jor..turning to me she said.."that will be all for now"

"Okay..I reply"

I quickly went to get their order..

"Hey people..it's your girl Abby life on Instagram..I am here on a date with my baby..Tobi say hi na" she said facing the phone towards him..

"Hey..he said plainly"

"Anyways, we are here on a date waiting for our orders..I will update you guys as time goes on..bye for now" Abigail says waving..

"Erm..sir..ma..your order" I told them carrying a tray..I serve them their food and head back to serve other customers..

"Thank you" Tobi said..

"Thanks girl..have a tip..Abigail said bringing out a 500 naira note"

Na me she dey give 500 naira abi..

"Thank you" I said

"So guys am back..our food has arrived..as you can see..the food looks delicious..I have Jollof rice with sauce, prawns, pomo and other things..you know na.."

"Wow..Tobi see how many people are watching oo"

"I don't freaking care..he said standing up angrily"

Drama don start

"Ever since we got here, it has been insta here ...insta there..are you okay?..we are on a date for goodness sake" Tobi said angrily..

"Abeggggi...who are you using that tone for..don't come here and talk rubbish before I change it for you..I don't care who you are oo..is it because I decided to go on this stupid date?"..abegg oo..she hissed and walked out..

"Tobi also walked out angrily but not before paying me"

"Another drama for the day" I said looking at Tari"

"You can say that again..I never miss a single day at work because of drama" Tari replied..

"Hey people it's your girl Abby..I said mimicking Abigail and Tari laughed..

Chaii..the place restaurant and drama ehn..