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Cupid came this Christmas!

Cupid came this Christmas!

Auteur: Meowcat24

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Introduction

Guess who came for this christmas??? Cupid! Everybody knows that Cupid is mischievous sometimes! This time he has been imprisoned at the Celestial Penitentiary because he played a bad trick to Spartacus! As he punishment ,he had to fight with one of the strongest Angel-warrior; Angellus, so that he could redeem his freedom. Of course ,Cupid didn't know how to fight,and he lost the fight. His wings got injured when he tried to escape ,and he suddenly fell on earth, in a little city.Loosing the track of time,he didn't knew that it was nearly christmas! On the other hand, Susan Carver got dismissed at work and on her way home ,it unfortunately bagan to snow! Her vision were blurry and she suddenly hit Cupid with her car. This meeting will bring out the best friendship story ever, for, Susan was the only person to see Cupid! His mission? Trying to get Susan a lover so that he could go back to his home! The only way for him to get back was to find someone a soulmate,and Susan was a perfect guinea pig! A nerdy friend! A naughty and sarcastic Cupid! An angry Santa! A funny story that will surely make you laugh out loud!
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Chapter 1

  "Cupid ! You have been charged for the main reason of causing danger to life, namely, by unlawfully and maliciously or recklessly engaging in which places, or may place, another person in danger of death or serious bodily harm. Mister Spartacus filed a case against you for "using him for your own benefit" . Defendants receiving such notices have a choice between registering a plea of guilty or declaring they are not guilty of the offence. What do you declare?"

  The man sitting in the magistrate's bench was pale ,with a bit of grey hair blended with some black strands,on his head. He had big brushy eyebrows ,which he raised from time to time to show his seriousness. He barely blinked his dark brown eyes while talking,but caressed his thin moustache instead! His wrinkles were only visible whenever he pursed his lips or whenever he smiled. Maybe he was in his fifties. Well it seemed !

  " Ssssssss...

hissing like a snake

..Noooot guiiiiiiiil...ty! Your honour!

Serious this time

I'm one of the most respected God of all time. Come on guys, i'm cupid! The God of desire,erotic love,attraction and affection! Look into my eyes your honour..you'll see how gentle and pure i am! Nobody has ever complained about my behaviour or my appearance...look into my eyes now ..i can make aaaaalllllllll your dreams come true...."

  The alleged perpatrator was sitting with both legs on the table ,as if he was about to have a nap. He was very handsome with a breathtaking smile that looked like he was keeping a secret from the world.His eyes were emerald green and were so hypnotising!

  He had also dark hair and a thin cute mouth. Not to mention the great body he had, he was every woman's dream come true! We wore a white tunic ,with a bracelet in his hand which kept blinking into different colours.

  "Your spell can't work here,you idiot! You see that thing around your wrist? Well it's an electronic bracelet which had pumped all your magical powers ! Hence Mister Cupid..your little tricks won't work here..! " Mister Marcelius, Spartacus'lawyer said.

  "Ohhh wowww! This thingy is a..

snapped his fingers ,trying to remind of tbe name

..a ..a..how did you call it,huh? "

  "An ELECTRONIC BRACELET mister Cupid! "

  " Yesss..yess that's it! But..tell me..Can i use it on your wife Mister Marcelius? Because you know ..she has those dove brown eyes ..damn! I get hypnotised everytime i look at her! Like i'm unable to focus when this happens! Let me tell you a little story..you know,one day i was looking after a baby,because his parents went on honeymoon,okay..And i was holding him while cooking at the same time..! Uhhhmm..there was roasted chicken for lunch..yeah..i love chicken.." He gazed at the ceiling as if he was trying to recall some memories. In fact, Marcelius ' wife was a seductress!

  "ENOUGH MISTER CUPID! This is irrelevant! " The magistrate shouted while tapping the wooden hammer on the table.

  " I didn't ask you, garbageman! So shut up! You'll talk when it'll be your turn to talk! Tssssk

he rolled his eyes

. Yes ,where was i?uuuhmm..yes..I had the baby in my arms,and and kitchen on the table..oooops..the chicken on the table! I was looking by the window when i suddenly saw her. She was so..divine..oh my God! Everytime i think of her,i get chills! Anyway..well i had the baby's nursing bottle in one hand,and guess what? Instead of putting it in the baby's mouth,i've put it in the chicken's butt..and the spices in the baby's mouth! Well i guess ,this is why i will certainly not have kids! Huh...brrr! "